Blink

me.

The three things I hate the most are irony, cliffhangers, and

joshpeckofficial:
“ sniffing:
“ joshpeckofficial:
“ this isn’t the oprah that i know and love
”
don’t you mean the oprah you hit with a car???
”
THAT WAS ONE TIME
”

sniffing:
joshpeckofficial:
this isn’t the oprah that i know and love
don’t you mean the oprah you hit with a car???
THAT WAS ONE TIME

discoveringdaniel:

grimdarkthroes:
no idea if this paper is GOOD but its DONE
An anthology of short stories by college students

alter-bridge:

man screw shower sex i wanna have sex in a walk-in fridge so i can do the frick frack while eatin a snick snack

bootycaller:

say what you want about journalism, i fuckin love the news

moistchunkyslurp:

-Oh the weather outside is weather
But the fire is so fire
Since we’ve got no place to place
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow-

joealder:

cancerously:
lovingatyler:
Oh…
So this…
WASN’T filmed on…
….a soundstage?
Oh.
This is most def creepy as fuck.
sorry but can you imagine driving by one day and just seeing the fucking teletubbies out your window
like they turn to look at you and you just fucking GUN IT because oHGOD THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU
Welcome.
Welcome to AREA FUCKING 51.

kissesformabitches:

Disney channel knew whats up